Creepy Pete

Summary
Creepy Pete is, as his name would suggest, just plain creepy. It is speculated that he has comitted several murders and not much is known of his past or where he came from. He has tatty hair and a small, smart moustache (possibly suggesting he values his moustache over his hair) and wears nothing but black with the exception of his brown flat cap (barely visible in his music video). He has a slightly deep voice and isn't very good at singing. He is portrayed by Damon Hindle.

Halloween Song
Creepy Pete's only appearance to this date was in "Creepy Pete's Halloween Song" which had it's music video uploaded to Youtube and an audio file to Soundcloud.

Back in 1999, Creepy Pete recorded a song and music video with Mall Recording Services Ltd. run by Ted Druthers. His song was so bad and creepy that the company decided to never let it be released at all, however, during an infomercial a technical glitch (possibly perpetrated by Pete himself) caused a music video of a hot blonde to be replaced with his video.

The video took place in a dark room by torchlight and featured such lyrics as "gonna penetrate you with a rusty nail" and "stab you with a drill" as well as rhythmic creepy stalker laughs. Needless to say after releasing such an abomination the company went bust after just 6 days.

Notable Quotes
"They call me Pete"

"Gonna penetrate you with a rusty nail"

"You norms make me sick"

"I'll stab you with a knife. Not once, not twice but 691 times."

"I'm weirder than an elf"

Chronological List of Appearances
Creepy Pete's Halloween Song! - Music Video - 27th October 2014 - Main Role